How to say the same thing differently in the many social media websites of today

There are many Social Media websites out there that caters to different needs and different purposes. You can say the same thing differently among all these different Social Networking sites. Suppose you want to talk about “Coffee”. How would you say it in each Social Media website?

Facebook: “I Like Coffee”

Twitter: “I am drinking #Coffee”

LinkedIn: “I am good at drinking Coffee”

YouTube: “Watch me as I drink coffee”

Pinterest: “Here is a collection of pictures and recipes of coffee drinks”

Quora: “What is the difference between a Latte and a Macchiato?”

Meetup: “Let’s Get together and drink coffee”

Google+: “I am a Google employee who drinks coffee”

Instagram: “Here is a picture of me drinking coffee”